2003-07-02
So, this is my blog. *looks around* It really sucks right now, and will probably only suck slightly less as time progresses. Hence, the web address. Ladies and gents and... others... don't get your hopes up. This blog will, beyond any shadow of doubt, SUCK!! I did warn you. Eventually, I think I might put up some links to better blogs (my friends blogs). Then again, I may not. This whole endevor may just lay forgotten like so many others. *sigh* Why can't I finish what I star... *blanks out*
You know all those stupid tv commercials that try to be all dramatic and inform parents about the horrid dangers of not knowing who their kid's friends are? I wish mine had listened to those. Because I fell in with the ABSOLUTE wrong crowd... and I feel it is my civic, moral and patriotic duty to warn you all so that you may avoid my dreadful, dreadful fate. It all starts out so innocent, really. That's the most devious part about it. A shy kid, not many friends, suddenly finds themselves amongst people who actually GET them, who make life seem exciting and fun. But the poor, unsuspecting shy sap (in this case, me) has no IDEA what's in store for them. It starts off slow and subtle... then before you know it... WHAM!!!
And that's how I found myself in this mess. Stuck in a dark and dreary world of the darkest and unholiest addictions known to man... unable to claw my way to blessed freedom. They say when you hit bottom, the only way to go is up. But the problem is.... I haven't stopped falling. There's always some new, wonderful and sinister addiction for one to abandon oneself too... one hideously sublime temptation after another. Through the evil workings of my "friends" I find myself trapped in a crazy, whirl-wind world of anime and Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Anita Blake books and... *shudder* HARRY POTTER!! (Excuse me whilst I hang my head in shame).
Well, what were you expecting me to be hooked on?? Booze, drugs, gambling and sex. That's only on every second Tuesday, unless I'm busy with one of my other addicitons. Well, not the sex, anymore, my friends cut me off. Kidding. Really, I am.
Yes, lesser mortals... er, I mean... dear readers, I do kid alot. I joke about being gay all the time with my friends... hell, my friends probably still wonder about me. I wonder if that's why they absolutly refuse my offers to have sleep-overs at my house so we can watch movies, eat popcorn and have pillow fights in our underwear?? But seriously, no matter how much I may kid, no matter how surprising and far-fetched it may seem... I really am straight. Just bring me James Marsters and I'LL PROVE IT!! Over and over and over again. (mmmm........ James Marsters). In case you haven't guess, I'm a bit obsessed.
So... I am a kidder, and a very sarcastic human being. Deal with it. All the people unfortunate enough to know me have to. So, some (okay, much) of what I say here cannot be taken seriously. I also procrastinate and have been known not to finish what I start. Or at least, take a bloody long time to finish (like Kenshin). This blog probably won't get very far. "Why did she even bother to start one?" you ask yourselves? Well, it's a bit like this....
Friends: Hey, Boducky! Look at our blogs.
Me: Uh... okay.
Friends: What do you think?
Me: Is it wrong that I think James Marsters woulda make a great Dr. Frankenfurter in Rocky Horry Picture Show and that I think he'd look GREAT in fishnet stockings?
Friends (worried): Uh... about our blogs.
Me: Oh... right. They're cool.
Friends: You should start a blog.
Me: No.
Friends: Yes.
Me: No!
Friends: Aw come on!
Me: NO! It will suck.
Me: Lalala... I'm so bored. I KNOW!! I should start a BLOG!! YEAH!!
Ya, that was about how it went. Damn me. And I'm spent. g'night all!! *crosses her fingers, hopes she can post this without erasing it because that would just SUCK!*
You know all those stupid tv commercials that try to be all dramatic and inform parents about the horrid dangers of not knowing who their kid's friends are? I wish mine had listened to those. Because I fell in with the ABSOLUTE wrong crowd... and I feel it is my civic, moral and patriotic duty to warn you all so that you may avoid my dreadful, dreadful fate. It all starts out so innocent, really. That's the most devious part about it. A shy kid, not many friends, suddenly finds themselves amongst people who actually GET them, who make life seem exciting and fun. But the poor, unsuspecting shy sap (in this case, me) has no IDEA what's in store for them. It starts off slow and subtle... then before you know it... WHAM!!!
And that's how I found myself in this mess. Stuck in a dark and dreary world of the darkest and unholiest addictions known to man... unable to claw my way to blessed freedom. They say when you hit bottom, the only way to go is up. But the problem is.... I haven't stopped falling. There's always some new, wonderful and sinister addiction for one to abandon oneself too... one hideously sublime temptation after another. Through the evil workings of my "friends" I find myself trapped in a crazy, whirl-wind world of anime and Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Anita Blake books and... *shudder* HARRY POTTER!! (Excuse me whilst I hang my head in shame).
Well, what were you expecting me to be hooked on?? Booze, drugs, gambling and sex. That's only on every second Tuesday, unless I'm busy with one of my other addicitons. Well, not the sex, anymore, my friends cut me off. Kidding. Really, I am.
Yes, lesser mortals... er, I mean... dear readers, I do kid alot. I joke about being gay all the time with my friends... hell, my friends probably still wonder about me. I wonder if that's why they absolutly refuse my offers to have sleep-overs at my house so we can watch movies, eat popcorn and have pillow fights in our underwear?? But seriously, no matter how much I may kid, no matter how surprising and far-fetched it may seem... I really am straight. Just bring me James Marsters and I'LL PROVE IT!! Over and over and over again. (mmmm........ James Marsters). In case you haven't guess, I'm a bit obsessed.
So... I am a kidder, and a very sarcastic human being. Deal with it. All the people unfortunate enough to know me have to. So, some (okay, much) of what I say here cannot be taken seriously. I also procrastinate and have been known not to finish what I start. Or at least, take a bloody long time to finish (like Kenshin). This blog probably won't get very far. "Why did she even bother to start one?" you ask yourselves? Well, it's a bit like this....
Friends: Hey, Boducky! Look at our blogs.
Me: Uh... okay.
Friends: What do you think?
Me: Is it wrong that I think James Marsters woulda make a great Dr. Frankenfurter in Rocky Horry Picture Show and that I think he'd look GREAT in fishnet stockings?
Friends (worried): Uh... about our blogs.
Me: Oh... right. They're cool.
Friends: You should start a blog.
Me: No.
Friends: Yes.
Me: No!
Friends: Aw come on!
Me: NO! It will suck.
Me: Lalala... I'm so bored. I KNOW!! I should start a BLOG!! YEAH!!
Ya, that was about how it went. Damn me. And I'm spent. g'night all!! *crosses her fingers, hopes she can post this without erasing it because that would just SUCK!*
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