2003-11-18
*manly laugh* Ha ha!! I outrank you all. That's right... on the Salty Monkey... you are ALL at my mercy. And once again, let me say... Ha ha!! Plus, I've sacked more ships than y'all. So... Ha ha!!
But... syphilis... who, me? Note to self: should not have slept with Graymalkin (ie: my parrot) after she slept with Long John. Arg.
But if you type your name with lowercase, the result is different than with first letter caps. See...
A grunt? Screw that!! That was before I killed the former captain of the Salty Monkey and took his place. Arg. Went down with the ship. Eh... at least it's not syphilis. Wait a sec... syphilis- sex involved... going down with the ship - no sex involved. Give me syphilis any day!! Unless, as the ship's going down, I get to drag a crew member (James Marsters, who else) into the closet for one last quickie.
And I'm spent.
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