2004-01-27
It was January 27th, 2004. *imitates Bush* A day that shall forever... live in infamy. *stops. I can already feel my self getting dumber and wanting to blow countries up* From that day forward, live was never the same for students, teachers, administrators and a wealth of other people. Yes, it was the day of the disappearance of ALL of mankind's staplers.
Even as we speak, innocent staplers are being held - against their will - in dark rooms behind locked doors. Those that were lucky enough to evade capture sadly lost all their staples in the process. My fellow Bloggerians, we cannot allow these heartless, cowardly acts to continue. It goes against all that our society holds dear, against all morals that we may have, against the common good of Bloggerians everywhere and peoples of other online journals.
In response to this senless act of stapler imprisonment, we shall seek out any country that we suspect to have staplers of mass stapling-capacity, whether or not our suspicions prove to be correct or even justified. We shall then bomb them and occupy their countries (until such a day when we become an 'invited presence') and utilise their vast stapling resources. This is for the common good of all Bloggerians, and we will prevail!!
All this to say... someone PLEASE find me a fricken' stapler so I can hand in my homework. *sigh*
Even as we speak, innocent staplers are being held - against their will - in dark rooms behind locked doors. Those that were lucky enough to evade capture sadly lost all their staples in the process. My fellow Bloggerians, we cannot allow these heartless, cowardly acts to continue. It goes against all that our society holds dear, against all morals that we may have, against the common good of Bloggerians everywhere and peoples of other online journals.
In response to this senless act of stapler imprisonment, we shall seek out any country that we suspect to have staplers of mass stapling-capacity, whether or not our suspicions prove to be correct or even justified. We shall then bomb them and occupy their countries (until such a day when we become an 'invited presence') and utilise their vast stapling resources. This is for the common good of all Bloggerians, and we will prevail!!
All this to say... someone PLEASE find me a fricken' stapler so I can hand in my homework. *sigh*
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