2005-04-26
Today's Topic: Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
Yeah... and so did bobbing for pirahanas with a pork chop tied around my neck. *sigh* *hangs head in shame*
I had organised a moderate-sized spa party to help people unwind after exams and what-not. Since I've been done for almost a week, I'm pretty much un-winded.
For this party, though, I decided that I wanted to cook. BAAAAAAAAAAAD idea. For I suck in the kitchen. Really, really suck.
Thankfully, the quiche turned out fine, so if all else fails, we shall dine on quiche. And cake. Let them eat cake! *gets decapitated* Heh... don't I wish. Sadly, I shall have to explain the why and how of that later.
I also decided to make noodle salade. I did it once before, it worked, I figured I could do it again.
Yeah... that's pretty much like saying, "Well, if aliens blew up the pyramides, I'm sure we could always remake them. I mean, I'm sure the blueprints are chisled in some ancient-burecrat's office somewhere." *sigh again*
I only realised after making most of the salade that there wouldn't be enough due to lack of noodles. And of course, I don't have time to go out and get any. Thankfully, Chrissy is going to save my ass there.
Also, the task of making hard-boiled eggs seems to be too challenging for me. Put eggs in water, boil until hard. I know, it sounds easy. But after I shelled them and everything (which, also, was a bitch) I realised that I actually had soft boiled eggs. To which I say... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! There is still some egg in the salad, but I'm not going to explain how I somewhat salvaged the situation. You'd all laugh at me. My friends still will, for they are evil.
Sigh... next time, I'm just going to fucking order pizza.
Yeah... and so did bobbing for pirahanas with a pork chop tied around my neck. *sigh* *hangs head in shame*
I had organised a moderate-sized spa party to help people unwind after exams and what-not. Since I've been done for almost a week, I'm pretty much un-winded.
For this party, though, I decided that I wanted to cook. BAAAAAAAAAAAD idea. For I suck in the kitchen. Really, really suck.
Thankfully, the quiche turned out fine, so if all else fails, we shall dine on quiche. And cake. Let them eat cake! *gets decapitated* Heh... don't I wish. Sadly, I shall have to explain the why and how of that later.
I also decided to make noodle salade. I did it once before, it worked, I figured I could do it again.
Yeah... that's pretty much like saying, "Well, if aliens blew up the pyramides, I'm sure we could always remake them. I mean, I'm sure the blueprints are chisled in some ancient-burecrat's office somewhere." *sigh again*
I only realised after making most of the salade that there wouldn't be enough due to lack of noodles. And of course, I don't have time to go out and get any. Thankfully, Chrissy is going to save my ass there.
Also, the task of making hard-boiled eggs seems to be too challenging for me. Put eggs in water, boil until hard. I know, it sounds easy. But after I shelled them and everything (which, also, was a bitch) I realised that I actually had soft boiled eggs. To which I say... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! There is still some egg in the salad, but I'm not going to explain how I somewhat salvaged the situation. You'd all laugh at me. My friends still will, for they are evil.
Sigh... next time, I'm just going to fucking order pizza.
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