This blog will suck

Despite what the name may imply, there is NO SEX OR SUCKING IN THIS BLOG!! Those of you who wandered upon this site while looking for porn, there is none here. Feel free to visit again at a time when you're not in the mood for porn. Merely a place to post a few fanfics I've written (no profit shall be made from these creations, as I do not own the characters, places or major concepts therein), links to sites I enjoy and mindless drivell pertaining to this sad, sorry state which I call my life.

2005-08-25

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Lazy Chief. Where You Lived: France. How You Died: Hung for treason.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

...
...
...
I shall explain this later...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!11!!!11ONEONEONEONEFUCKFUCKITY GOD DAMMIT!!

// posted by Theresa @ 8:58 p.m.

Comments:

I see those Transcona proximities and working there are finally revealing themselves.

Nevertheless *hugs*.

You seemed to need one.

# posted by  Chrissy : 11:02 a.m.

 

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Graymalkin's works etc.
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Info on Tannis and her obsessions
• Tannis_Tachi
Projects and other cool stuffs
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• I am roswellian
Baby C's pics, some of my fics, other cool tidbits
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Contains not very much, some fics... you'd be better off going to Baby C's site to see them.
• My school site.

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OTHER MISC LINKS

• Bored.com... great place for procrastination
• Movie Theater (Hand Puppets)
• Cute Movie Handpuppets
• Draco Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing... Rat?

MEN I HAVE STOLEN AND

PUT IN MY CLOSET

I must admit, I sometimes have weird taste. Shut up everyone.
Leave me alone. * is for people I WILL NOT SHARE!!
P.S. No, I have NOT just stolen people that I want to sex up.
The majority of them have been stolen because I think they
are cute. So there.
FOR EVIL DEEDS
James Marsters (Spike)*
Gerard Butler (Phantom)
Hugh Jackman (Wolverine)
Steve Valentine (Nigle from Crossing Jordan. Shut up.)
Orlando Bloom (Legolas)
Elijah Woods (Frodo and Kevin from Sin City. Freaky Deaky eyes.)
David Wheham (Faramir, Carl from Van Helsing)
Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow, Ichabod Crane)
Paul Bettany (Charles from A Beautiful Mind, Wimbledon)
David O'Hara (Danny from The District)
Will Smith (I Robot, Independance Day)
Jason (Anita Blake)
Nathaniel (Anita Blake)
Asher (Anita Blake)
Jean Claud (Anita Blake)
Lestat (Interview with the Vampire)
Antonio Bandares (The Body)
Dougray Scott (Ever After)
John Cusack (Identity, Serendipity)
Richard Roxburgh (Mission Impossible 2)
Tom Cruise (Mission Impossible 1 & 2, The Last Samurai, etc)
Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride)
Inigio Montoya (The Princess Bride)
FOR VOICES AND/OR HUGGING
Ian McKellen (LotR, X-Men)
Sean Connery (Dragon Heart, James Bond)
Alan Rickman (H2G2, Harry Potter)
Patrick Stewart (Star Trek: TNG, X-Men)
Billy Connolly (Timeline, Lemmony Snickett)
Collin Firth (Bridgette Jones' Diary)
Liam Neeson (Love Actually)
FOR HUGGING 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO CUTE
Sonny (From I Robot)
Marvin (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
Louis (Interview)
Kiba (Naruto)
Neji (Naruto)
Naruto (Naruto)
Hinata (Naruto)
Kakashi (Naruto, but he really belongs to Lynnsey)
Shikamaru (Naruto)
Gara (Naruto, but he also really belongs to Lynnsey's adoptive family)
Chouji (Naruto)
Vash (Trigun)
Nikki (Trigun)
Patrick Godfrey (Leonardo da Vinci in Ever After. So cute!)
Richard Harris (Dumbledore 1)
Book Lupin (Harry Potter, Lynnsey has exclusive rights to him but I want to hug him.)
Abe (Hellboy)
Alan Tudyk (Firefly, A Knight's Tale)
Billy Boyd (Pippin, Lord of the Rings)
Dominic Monaghan (Merry, Lord of the Rings)
Kris Marshall (Love Actually)
Andre the Giant (The Princess Bride)
Wallace Shawn (The Princess Bride)
Miranda Richardson (Phantom of the Opera, Sleepy Hollow)
Meg (Phantom of the Opera)
Nightcrawler (X-2 movie)
Schmendrik: The last of the red hot swamies!! (The Last Unicorn)
Rene Auberjonis (He was so cute in MASH)
Simon Callow (NOT from American Idol. Andre in Phantom of the Opera.)
Well, can't think of anyone else right now, but there WILL be more to come

MY MOVIE LIST

This way, instead of asking my friends what movies they want me
to bring to get togethers, they can look at this list and tell me
what they want. :P
ON DVD
Buffy season 1 - season 5
28 Days
Austin Powers 1
Beautiful Mind, A
Beauty and the Beast
Body, The
Count of Monte Cristo, The
Deep Impact
Dirty Dancing
Dogma
Ever After
Finding Nemo
Galaxy Quest
Grease
Great Mouse Detective, The
Harry Potter 1 - 3
Hellboy
Hunchback of Notre Dame, The
I, Robot
Identity
Knight's Tale, A
Labyrinth
Last Unicorn, The
Lord of the Rings 1 - 3 (extended version)
Love Actually
Master and Commander
Monty Python: Holy Grail
Mortal Kombat
Peter Pan
Pirates of the Caribbean
Robin Hood
Schindler's List
Shrek 2
Someone Like You
South Park
Spaceballs
Swordfish
Timeline
Van Helsing
Vanilla Sky
Wedding Singer, The
X-Men (1 & 2)
ON VHS
Aristrocats, The
Braveheart
Breakfast Club, The
Cocktail
Days of Thunder
Face Off
Faculty, The
Far and Away
George of the Jungle
Interview with the Vampire
Mask of Zorro, The
Meet Joe Black
MI-2
Patriot, The
Rain Man
Save the Last Dance
Shrek
Sleepy Hollow