2006-01-22
Today's Topic:
Oh, the dilema, the dilema
Trust politics to make me start posting again. Evil, evil politics. Tomorrow, I must go to vote and help decide the (sorry) fate of my country for the next four (or possibly less, if we get a minority government) years. It's too much... I don't know if I can handle the responsibility. What if I vote for the wrong party? Oh, the stress, the tension.
Kidding. I know what I want.
I DON'T BLOODY WANT STEVEN HARPER TO BE OUR PRIME MINISTER!!!!!!! I mean, really, really don't. I don't like him. Ever since the last election, he has just put my teeth on edge and can never redeem himself in my books unless he gets a brain transplant, personality transplant and quits politics. Don't want him in power. Have I paid attention to what he stands for? Not really. Do I have a clue about what he says he's going to do for our country. Of course not. I don't like him. I want to punch my telelvision every time I see him on it. I do recall his previous campagne, though, and firmly believe that a man, let alone a political party, can't change that drasticly in just a few short years. I didn't like him then, I am determined not to like him again. I'm liberal in nature, I don't want a conservative government.
So, the Liberals then? Hmmmmmmmmm. In my opinion, they have been in power for much too long. I mean, it's nice to shake things up a bit and have a different government every twenty years or so. Well, okay, 13 years if I actually stop to do the math, since Mulroney retired in 1993. It'll be nice to shake the Liberals up a tad and let them know that they actually have to earn the confidence of the Canadian public. Plus, with the whole sponsership scandal and the fact that I also kinda dislike Paul Martin (though not as much as Steven Harper), I'm kind of loathe to vote Liberal.
Maybe NDP? I don't mind them, actually. Though, they make the same old arguments as everyone else. "Health care, blah blah, tax reduction, blah blah." I don't know if I particularly like Jack Layton either, but I think I may like him a bit better than the other two viable candidates for PM. But, there in lies the problem. Are the NDP really a viable candidate for Prime Minister? Maybe in a few years, but not now. The public just doesn't seem to have enough confidence in them yet. So, we have one major conservative party and two major liberal-ish parties in Canada. Even if most canadians vote liberal-ish, the NDP (for the time being) serves only to split the liberal vote up and that gives a huge advantage to the conservatives. We could still end up with a Conservative government, despite the fact that most people vote liberal-ish. Is a vote for NDP a vote for Harper? God, I hope not.
I think this year, it's not a question of voting for who I want, it's a question of voting to make sure that BLOODY STEVEN HARPER ISN'T OUR PRIME MINISTER
Oh, god, I think our country is doomed!
(3) Psychos who've actually visited my Blog
Oh, the dilema, the dilema
Trust politics to make me start posting again. Evil, evil politics. Tomorrow, I must go to vote and help decide the (sorry) fate of my country for the next four (or possibly less, if we get a minority government) years. It's too much... I don't know if I can handle the responsibility. What if I vote for the wrong party? Oh, the stress, the tension.
Kidding. I know what I want.
I DON'T BLOODY WANT STEVEN HARPER TO BE OUR PRIME MINISTER!!!!!!! I mean, really, really don't. I don't like him. Ever since the last election, he has just put my teeth on edge and can never redeem himself in my books unless he gets a brain transplant, personality transplant and quits politics. Don't want him in power. Have I paid attention to what he stands for? Not really. Do I have a clue about what he says he's going to do for our country. Of course not. I don't like him. I want to punch my telelvision every time I see him on it. I do recall his previous campagne, though, and firmly believe that a man, let alone a political party, can't change that drasticly in just a few short years. I didn't like him then, I am determined not to like him again. I'm liberal in nature, I don't want a conservative government.
So, the Liberals then? Hmmmmmmmmm. In my opinion, they have been in power for much too long. I mean, it's nice to shake things up a bit and have a different government every twenty years or so. Well, okay, 13 years if I actually stop to do the math, since Mulroney retired in 1993. It'll be nice to shake the Liberals up a tad and let them know that they actually have to earn the confidence of the Canadian public. Plus, with the whole sponsership scandal and the fact that I also kinda dislike Paul Martin (though not as much as Steven Harper), I'm kind of loathe to vote Liberal.
Maybe NDP? I don't mind them, actually. Though, they make the same old arguments as everyone else. "Health care, blah blah, tax reduction, blah blah." I don't know if I particularly like Jack Layton either, but I think I may like him a bit better than the other two viable candidates for PM. But, there in lies the problem. Are the NDP really a viable candidate for Prime Minister? Maybe in a few years, but not now. The public just doesn't seem to have enough confidence in them yet. So, we have one major conservative party and two major liberal-ish parties in Canada. Even if most canadians vote liberal-ish, the NDP (for the time being) serves only to split the liberal vote up and that gives a huge advantage to the conservatives. We could still end up with a Conservative government, despite the fact that most people vote liberal-ish. Is a vote for NDP a vote for Harper? God, I hope not.
I think this year, it's not a question of voting for who I want, it's a question of voting to make sure that BLOODY STEVEN HARPER ISN'T OUR PRIME MINISTER
Oh, god, I think our country is doomed!
2005-11-25
The Land of Twilight and Solitude
You are the solitary member of the Land of Twilight
and Solitude. Although you are intelligent, you
are troubled. You seem to fight against
yourself. You are isolated in your world and no
one can seem to reach you. Your lonely word is
peaceful and serine.
What is the mystical land of your birth? {13 results with gorgeous anime pics}
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Ugh... how utterly depressing. BLeh.
Alice
Which DISNEY character are you most like?
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God, I'm so sweet I want to make myself throw up.
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My god, it's like they know me!!
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| Romance Romance is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You need romance in your life. You love the extra dimension that romance brings to a relationship and you tend to fall in love very quickly.  Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
So, my SO could be ugly as sin as long as they were smart and romantic?
| Theresa's Random Movie Quote: 'You can never go too far.' - Ferris Beuller, Ferris Beuller’s Day Off Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
Heh... true when it comes to risqué sayings.
| Fun is most important in your life. Having a high focus on fun indicates that you value your own enjoyment over anything else. And there is nothing wrong with that. Your motto is we're here for a good time - not a long time.  Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
Geez... just because I don't want to get married, don't want to have kids and hate people...
You have a 28% chance of being abducted You have a fairly good chance of being abducted. You may be somewhat skeptical about the existence of aliens, but you know that they could exist… somewhere. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
So, aliens only abduct people who believe the latest crack-pot theories? Guess I'm safe.
You hate know-it-alls! Know-it-alls are your number one pet peeve. They always know everything, and always take pleasure in making you feel stupid. And they always, always make a point of saying something when you screw up something. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
Well, they do suck.
You are 13% Psychic You are not psychic. You don’t believe that the future can be known, and you ignore anyone who claims to be psychic. You are very smart, although you don’t trust your instincts as much as you should. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
You should have grown up during the twenties You are cool, sophisticated and hip – even by today’s standards. You like things before they are considered cool, and you like them long afterwards. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
So, I'm here with Chrissy.
You are Farmer Ted from 16 Candles Let’s face it you are a nerd, but an endearing one. Because you are always trying to improve yourself socially you are able to do crazy stuff that most nerds would only dream of, like driving the hottest girl in school home without a license, while she tries to feed you birth control pills. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
hmm... not so much endearing...
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So very cool... somewhere warm. And I'll set up my winter home there. Plus, underwater ray-gun = v. cool. Can get sharks with it.
| This Is My Life, Rated | |
| Life: |  4.5 |
| Mind: |  3.3 |
| Body: | 4.5 |
| Spirit: | 4.5 |
| Friends/Family: | 3.8 |
| Love: |  1.4 |
| Finance: | 4.5 |
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My, I'm happy. :D
2005-11-07
| English Genius You scored 85% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 86% Advanced, and 80% Expert! |
| You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go! Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it! For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/. |
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test written by shortredhead78 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
Woo hoo? I don't know if I did really well or not. Apparently, I sucked at the beginner part... or did I really? I don't know how to read these test results. Good in vocabulary, crap at math. Woo!!
2005-10-26
Wow... I really suck. I'm not a good canadian 'cause I don't know fricken' sports stuff. Sue me.
Your word is CRAP. You come across as sweet and
innocent, yet underneath it all there is a
quite nasty streak. Gossiping and being
critical of others comes a bit too naturally to
you. And people will begin to see through the
sickly sweet exterior soon.
Which Swear (Curse) Word Are You?
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On another note...
What the fuck are they talking about in this fucking quiz? I only rate "crap"? The hell? Do they have any damned idea who they're talking about? Goddamn! Just because I'm not some bitchy ice-queen and I don't wear PVC and chains doesn't mean I'm "sweet and innocent", you bastards! And what the hell is with this "gossip is a little too important to me" crap? I answered no to that question... I'd never tell a group of cronies about something like that before telling my friend. Stupid, stupid test. I'm "crap" indeed.... I am so totally fucking hard-core. Bitches.
Though, maybe I do agree with this next one...
You don't take life too seriously, and enjoy having
a good time surrounded by good food, wine,
friends and entertainment.
Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
And a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl,
And he called for his fiddlers three.
Every fiddler had a fiddle fine,
And a very fine fiddle had he, had he.
Tweedle dum, tweedle dee, went the fiddlers three,
Tweedle dum dee, dum dee deedle dee.
Tweedle dum, tweedle dee, went the fiddlers three,
Tweedle dum dee, dum dee deedle dee.
Which Nursery Rhyme Are You?
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(0) Psychos who've actually visited my Blog
| Pretty Canadian You scored 71 Canada speak and 75 Canadianess! |
| You know a lot about us. You probably know someone who owns a Ski-Doo up at their cottage. |
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My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Ultimate Canadian Test written by echox2 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
Your word is CRAP. You come across as sweet and
innocent, yet underneath it all there is a
quite nasty streak. Gossiping and being
critical of others comes a bit too naturally to
you. And people will begin to see through the
sickly sweet exterior soon.
Which Swear (Curse) Word Are You?
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On another note...
What the fuck are they talking about in this fucking quiz? I only rate "crap"? The hell? Do they have any damned idea who they're talking about? Goddamn! Just because I'm not some bitchy ice-queen and I don't wear PVC and chains doesn't mean I'm "sweet and innocent", you bastards! And what the hell is with this "gossip is a little too important to me" crap? I answered no to that question... I'd never tell a group of cronies about something like that before telling my friend. Stupid, stupid test. I'm "crap" indeed.... I am so totally fucking hard-core. Bitches.
Though, maybe I do agree with this next one...
You don't take life too seriously, and enjoy having
a good time surrounded by good food, wine,
friends and entertainment.
Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
And a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl,
And he called for his fiddlers three.
Every fiddler had a fiddle fine,
And a very fine fiddle had he, had he.
Tweedle dum, tweedle dee, went the fiddlers three,
Tweedle dum dee, dum dee deedle dee.
Tweedle dum, tweedle dee, went the fiddlers three,
Tweedle dum dee, dum dee deedle dee.
Which Nursery Rhyme Are You?
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2005-10-17
You fit in with: Agnosticism Your ideals mostly resemble those of an Agnostic. You are fairly ambivalent towards any religion or spiritual connection. You lead a very busy life and find that religion and spirituality are unnecessary to your life. 60% scientific. 20% reason-oriented. |
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Well, not really a shocker here; I already knew I was agnostic. On another note, um... correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't 60% plus 20% equals 80%? Is that their subtle way of saying that if I am agnostic, I'm incomplete? Is this person some highly religious freak who is now going to hunt me down and burn me in my sleep simply because I don't believe their religion? Maybe I should start wearing my cross... and a necklace of garlic. Religious fanatics are kind of like vampires, right? Speaking of witch (tee!)
You should be a Vampire You like to go sexy/scary at Halloween. You love horror movies and the ideals of Halloween (and all of the candy doesn’t hurt either). You are very laid back and love to chill with your friends watching scary movies on Halloween. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
Damn... why can't I look this good in a vamp outfit?
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Foreign monarchy, eh? US has like a monarchy, right? No, wait, that's an idiocy.
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Is it bad that this is starting to sound like a really good idea?
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Wow, it's as if they know me or something!
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10 years from now, I'll look back at that and laugh.
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Too freakin' cool! I hope Drac's sexy and desperate.
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AAAAHHHAHAHAHAHA! That is sooo true. ... and very sad. *sniff*
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This sounds like a Mark Twain quote. That makes it cool.
2005-10-07
Well, I guess someone should support Lynnsey. But then again, that may only encourage her. Oh, whatever shall I do? On that note... this will be a long-ass list. Damn.
Rules: Bold the following that are true about you, italicize things you wish were true, add 1+ true thing(s) about you, and then tag five more people.
* I don't know if I'm more afraid of failure or success.
* I have been vaccinated against rabies
* I've skydived solo
* I miss somebody right now.
* I don’t watch much TV these days.
* I love olives.
* I own lots of books.
* I wear glasses or contact lenses.
* I love to play video games.
* I’ve tried marijuana.
* I’ve watched porn movies.
* I have been in a threesome.
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
* I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
* I curse sometimes.
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* I’m TOTALLY smart. <--and so GOOD looking;)
* I’ve broken someone’s bones.
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
* I hate the rain.
* I’m paranoid at times.
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
* I need money right now.
* I love sushi.
* I talk really, really fast.
* I have fresh breath in the morning.
* I have long hair.
* I have lost money in Las Vegas.
* I have at least one sibling.
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
* I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
* I like the way that I look sometimes.
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
* I know how to cornrow.
* I am usually pessimistic.
* I have a lot of mood swings.
* I think prostitution should be legalized.
* I think Britney Spears is pretty.
* I slept with a Suitemate.
* I have a hidden talent.
* I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
* I have a lot of friends.
* I am currently single.
* I have pecked someone of the same sex.
* I enjoy talking on the phone sometimes.
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
* I love to shop.
* I enjoy window shopping.
* I would rather shop than eat.
* I would classify myself as ghetto.
* I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
* I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
* I don’t hate anyone.
* I’m a pretty good dancer.
* I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
* I have a cell phone.
* I believe in a god(s).
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
* I’ve rejected someone before.
* I currently like someone.
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
* I want to have children in the future.
* I have changed a diaper before.
* I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
* I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
* I’m not allergic to anything.
* I have a lot to learn.
* I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
* I am shy around the opposite sex.
* I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
* I have at least 5 away messages saved.
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
* I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
* When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
* I enjoy some country music.
* I would die for my best friends.
* I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
* I watch soap operas whenever I can.
* I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
* I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
* I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
* Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
* I've watched Spongebob Squarepants and I liked it.
* I have dated a close friend’s ex.
* I like surveys/memes.
* I am happy at this moment.
* I’m obsessed with guys.
* Democrat.
* Conservative Republican.
* Registered independent voter.
* I am punk rockish.
* I am preppy.
* I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
* I study for tests most of the time.
* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
* I can work on a car.
* I love my job.
* I am comfortable with who I am right now.
* I have more than just my ears pierced.
* I walk barefoot wherever I can.
* I have jumped off a bridge.
* I love sea turtles.
* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
* I believe in prophetic dreams.
* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
* I am proficient on a musical instrument.
* I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
* I hate office jobs.
* I like sci-fi movies.
* I think water rules.
* I went to college out of state.
* I am adopted.
* I like sausage.
* I am a pyro.
* I love the Red Sox.
* I have thrown up from crying too much.
* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
* I love kisses.
* I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
* I adore bright colors.
* I love Dear Abby.
* I can’t live without black eyeliner.
* I think school is awesome.
* I think pigtails serve a purpose.
* I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
* I usually like covers better than originals.
* I don’t like multi-textured ice cream.
* I think John Cusack is adorable.
* I fucking hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays
* I watch Food Network way too much.
* I love coaching youth sports.
* I can pick up things with my toes.
* I can’t whistle.
* I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither.
* I have ridden/owned a horse.
* I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
* I can’t stick to a diet.
* I talk in my sleep.
* I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
* Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
* I have jazz in my blood.
* I would not be friends if they weren’t family.
* I wear a toe ring.
* I have a tattoo.
* I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
* I am a caffeine junkie.
* I know who Santos L. Halper is.
* I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
* I love wrestling.
* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
* I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
* I have been to over 15 conventions.
* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
* I'm an artist.
* I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
* I am ambidexterous.
* I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
* My computer has a name.
* If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
* I have terrible teeth.
* I hate my toes.
* I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
* I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
* I have lived in either three different states or countries.
* I am extremely flexible.
* I love hugs more than kisses.
* I want to own my own business.
* I smoke or have smoked or tried cigarettes.
* I have met a star from ABC's LOST.
* I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
* Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
* Sad movies, games, flicks and the like can cause a trickle of tear every now and then.
* I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.
* I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
* I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds
* I have played tennis with my non dominant hand before
* I have played strip poker with someone else before
* I read the labels on food, shampoo, and other things just because.
* I have emotional problems for which I have sought professional help
* I believe I am in love with a Japanese rock star.
* I prefer cold and dry climates.
* I'm in love with someone right now.
* I don't plan to stay in my present city for more than two years more.
* I feel that I know what my true calling is.
* I'm still looking to the stars for that ride back home.
* I'm not ashamed to be blunt.
* My boobs hurt right now.
* I have never experienced the runner's high and believe it is a myth.
* I scream like a little girl when large scary bugs get near me.
* I have never, ever, ever, in a million years, committed (or considered committing) the atrocity known as "tagging my jeans."
* I practice cartomancy.
* I don't own a single pair of jeans
* I often daydream for hours.
* I still wish on the first star I see each night
* I have been to see at least 20 Broadway productions touring shows.
* I can be extremely self-conscious.
* I am wiccan and believe in past lives. (Pagan, not Wiccan)
* I want to be rich, but not famous...
* LifeHouse is my favorite band and their lyrics often make me cry.
* I wish I lived in a fantasy, where everything is perfect.
* I believe I know who my soul mate is.
* I wish I was half Japanese, and I wish I knew the language
* I know I am a really good singer
* I am obsessed with anime.
* I believe I am the most sexual being I know, male or female.
* I am very vocal when watching a football game, especially when my team is losing.
* I obsess about how this list is going to make me look.
* I care what those closest think of me.
* I buy my cat food before I buy my food
* I have multiple calendars.
* I have a Hermione complex
* I have a special mug for tea and tea alone
* I have lived in a country other than my birth country
* I want everyone to be okay.
* I love music... it's life's soundtrack.
(4) Psychos who've actually visited my Blog
Rules: Bold the following that are true about you, italicize things you wish were true, add 1+ true thing(s) about you, and then tag five more people.
* I don't know if I'm more afraid of failure or success.
* I have been vaccinated against rabies
* I've skydived solo
* I miss somebody right now.
* I don’t watch much TV these days.
* I love olives.
* I own lots of books.
* I wear glasses or contact lenses.
* I love to play video games.
* I’ve tried marijuana.
* I’ve watched porn movies.
* I have been in a threesome.
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
* I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
* I curse sometimes.
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* I’m TOTALLY smart. <--and so GOOD looking;)
* I’ve broken someone’s bones.
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
* I hate the rain.
* I’m paranoid at times.
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
* I need money right now.
* I love sushi.
* I talk really, really fast.
* I have fresh breath in the morning.
* I have long hair.
* I have lost money in Las Vegas.
* I have at least one sibling.
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
* I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
* I like the way that I look sometimes.
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
* I know how to cornrow.
* I am usually pessimistic.
* I have a lot of mood swings.
* I think prostitution should be legalized.
* I think Britney Spears is pretty.
* I slept with a Suitemate.
* I have a hidden talent.
* I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
* I have a lot of friends.
* I am currently single.
* I have pecked someone of the same sex.
* I enjoy talking on the phone sometimes.
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
* I love to shop.
* I enjoy window shopping.
* I would rather shop than eat.
* I would classify myself as ghetto.
* I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
* I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
* I don’t hate anyone.
* I’m a pretty good dancer.
* I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
* I have a cell phone.
* I believe in a god(s).
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
* I’ve rejected someone before.
* I currently like someone.
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
* I want to have children in the future.
* I have changed a diaper before.
* I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
* I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
* I’m not allergic to anything.
* I have a lot to learn.
* I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
* I am shy around the opposite sex.
* I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
* I have at least 5 away messages saved.
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
* I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
* When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
* I enjoy some country music.
* I would die for my best friends.
* I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
* I watch soap operas whenever I can.
* I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
* I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
* I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
* Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
* I've watched Spongebob Squarepants and I liked it.
* I have dated a close friend’s ex.
* I like surveys/memes.
* I am happy at this moment.
* I’m obsessed with guys.
* Democrat.
* Conservative Republican.
* Registered independent voter.
* I am punk rockish.
* I am preppy.
* I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
* I study for tests most of the time.
* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
* I can work on a car.
* I love my job.
* I am comfortable with who I am right now.
* I have more than just my ears pierced.
* I walk barefoot wherever I can.
* I have jumped off a bridge.
* I love sea turtles.
* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
* I believe in prophetic dreams.
* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
* I am proficient on a musical instrument.
* I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
* I hate office jobs.
* I like sci-fi movies.
* I think water rules.
* I went to college out of state.
* I am adopted.
* I like sausage.
* I am a pyro.
* I love the Red Sox.
* I have thrown up from crying too much.
* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
* I love kisses.
* I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
* I adore bright colors.
* I love Dear Abby.
* I can’t live without black eyeliner.
* I think school is awesome.
* I think pigtails serve a purpose.
* I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
* I usually like covers better than originals.
* I don’t like multi-textured ice cream.
* I think John Cusack is adorable.
* I fucking hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays
* I watch Food Network way too much.
* I love coaching youth sports.
* I can pick up things with my toes.
* I can’t whistle.
* I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither.
* I have ridden/owned a horse.
* I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
* I can’t stick to a diet.
* I talk in my sleep.
* I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
* Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
* I have jazz in my blood.
* I would not be friends if they weren’t family.
* I wear a toe ring.
* I have a tattoo.
* I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
* I am a caffeine junkie.
* I know who Santos L. Halper is.
* I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
* I love wrestling.
* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
* I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
* I have been to over 15 conventions.
* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
* I'm an artist.
* I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
* I am ambidexterous.
* I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
* My computer has a name.
* If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
* I have terrible teeth.
* I hate my toes.
* I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
* I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
* I have lived in either three different states or countries.
* I am extremely flexible.
* I love hugs more than kisses.
* I want to own my own business.
* I smoke or have smoked or tried cigarettes.
* I have met a star from ABC's LOST.
* I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
* Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
* Sad movies, games, flicks and the like can cause a trickle of tear every now and then.
* I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.
* I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
* I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds
* I have played tennis with my non dominant hand before
* I have played strip poker with someone else before
* I read the labels on food, shampoo, and other things just because.
* I have emotional problems for which I have sought professional help
* I believe I am in love with a Japanese rock star.
* I prefer cold and dry climates.
* I'm in love with someone right now.
* I don't plan to stay in my present city for more than two years more.
* I feel that I know what my true calling is.
* I'm still looking to the stars for that ride back home.
* I'm not ashamed to be blunt.
* My boobs hurt right now.
* I have never experienced the runner's high and believe it is a myth.
* I scream like a little girl when large scary bugs get near me.
* I have never, ever, ever, in a million years, committed (or considered committing) the atrocity known as "tagging my jeans."
* I practice cartomancy.
* I don't own a single pair of jeans
* I often daydream for hours.
* I still wish on the first star I see each night
* I have been to see at least 20 Broadway productions touring shows.
* I can be extremely self-conscious.
* I am wiccan and believe in past lives. (Pagan, not Wiccan)
* I want to be rich, but not famous...
* LifeHouse is my favorite band and their lyrics often make me cry.
* I wish I lived in a fantasy, where everything is perfect.
* I believe I know who my soul mate is.
* I wish I was half Japanese, and I wish I knew the language
* I know I am a really good singer
* I am obsessed with anime.
* I believe I am the most sexual being I know, male or female.
* I am very vocal when watching a football game, especially when my team is losing.
* I obsess about how this list is going to make me look.
* I care what those closest think of me.
* I buy my cat food before I buy my food
* I have multiple calendars.
* I have a Hermione complex
* I have a special mug for tea and tea alone
* I have lived in a country other than my birth country
* I want everyone to be okay.
* I love music... it's life's soundtrack.
2005-09-26
And, oh yeah...
ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! No, I'm not getting into the mood of International Talk like a Pirate Day almost 10 days late, I'm pissed that I MISSED IT!! I mean, my kiddies were even doing a research project on pirates, and I SAW in their Google results that International Talk like a Pirate Day was on September 19th and thought "Wow, cool! You really DO learn pertinant things in school. I have to remember to talk like a pirate on that day." Then I fricken' forgot. GAH! Well, there's always next year. Lynn... PHONE ME NEXT TIME TO REMIND ME!
And people will think I'm insane and I'll get fired from my school... hmmm
Oh well
(0) Psychos who've actually visited my Blog
ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! No, I'm not getting into the mood of International Talk like a Pirate Day almost 10 days late, I'm pissed that I MISSED IT!! I mean, my kiddies were even doing a research project on pirates, and I SAW in their Google results that International Talk like a Pirate Day was on September 19th and thought "Wow, cool! You really DO learn pertinant things in school. I have to remember to talk like a pirate on that day." Then I fricken' forgot. GAH! Well, there's always next year. Lynn... PHONE ME NEXT TIME TO REMIND ME!
And people will think I'm insane and I'll get fired from my school... hmmm
Oh well
No. Just... no. Nuh-uh. Nothing doing.
THE HELL?!?! I don't want orange, people. I want black. Give me a black blog. Black like my clothes, like my car, like my heart. I'm angry and evil and depressed now give me my fricken' black blog, people!! Not stupid orange. Then people will visit and say "Oooh... she has an orange blog. She must be such a happy, cheerful and bouncy person!"
NO! The only think "bouncy" about me is my jiggly flab as I move. I have no personality-bounce. None! I don't want an orange blog, dammit! This means war!
Ooooooooooooor DISCO!
(1) Psychos who've actually visited my Blog
Your Blog Should Be Orange |
 Your writing has a star quality - it's charming, bold, and flamboyant. You write what's on your mind, without fear of embarrassment later. You are one of the most honest bloggers around, and people appreciate your daring persona. |
THE HELL?!?! I don't want orange, people. I want black. Give me a black blog. Black like my clothes, like my car, like my heart. I'm angry and evil and depressed now give me my fricken' black blog, people!! Not stupid orange. Then people will visit and say "Oooh... she has an orange blog. She must be such a happy, cheerful and bouncy person!"
NO! The only think "bouncy" about me is my jiggly flab as I move. I have no personality-bounce. None! I don't want an orange blog, dammit! This means war!
Ooooooooooooor DISCO!
